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Jotaro Kujo and Noriaki Kakyoin fought against DIO to save the world and keep that menace from creating more danger for everyone
--- a few months after that
For some reason Kakyoin was brought back to the Kujo household where he was sat down and Jotaro...
"I like you, marry me" that caught Kakyoin off guard, out of many years he couldn't have thought once that Jotaro would actually like him back... But there was a problem
"Marry?-" Noriaki looks at Jotaro with a confused look, Jotaro then puts down marriage papers and a pen for Noriaki to sign the paper
Thinking of how bad the outcome of his parent situation will be...
Noriaki wanted to decline and date first but he knew that man was terrifying when pissed off, he ended up obediently signing the paper(after a week)
It's not really against him since he wanted Jotaro, but it would've been nicer if they dated before marriage
---
Holly instantly got the news when they got married(on paper), she went on and taught Noriaki how to cook and clean like a good wife needs to be
"Nori! Come here let me teach you how to make Jotaros favorite meal!" Holly doesn't know but everything she cooks is Jotaros favorite but Noriaki went on to learn how to cook with Holly
"Mrs. Seiko- I was wondering- will I have to live with Jotaro?" Noriaki asks hoping the answer wasn't yes, since he needed a moment to breathe in his damn engaged life before moving on further
"Uhm... Depends!- if you want you can stay or you can go live with your parents for awhile" Holly says putting the heat up the stove making sure the oil was hot enough to put the breaded beef in
"Mrs. Seiko I mean no disrespect to your son- but isn't he kind of pushy?" Noriaki says cracking another egg to make an omelette for his fiance
"Oh... Uhm... I did that to Sadao too but we didn't have a problem" Holly says putting the breaded beef in the boiling oil and gently moved it around to cook it evenly
"... Oh..." Was all Noriaki was able to say before realizing how messed up his life will be connected to a person he has known for 6 months and marrying them
"I really wanted for Jotaro to get married with an event but I know he's not the type of guy to like events like that" Holly says still stirring the pork around to make sure it doesn't burn
"... I'd like that" Noriaki says day dreaming about a wedding that most likely won't ever happen
"I'll tell him! Maybe... You two will have a huge event wedding after all!" Holly says excitedly and walked to Jotaros room
Noriaki had to make sure the beef didn't burn while making the omelette on the other hand
"Hmmm~" Noriaki hummed a tune, a song that didn't exist till he hummed it, silently but also music
"Oi" Noriaki jumped as he heard the noise from beside him emerged- it was Jotaro, when did he get there?
"You want a wedding? Why didn't you say so?" Jotaro says having a grumpy yet understanding look to his face, he kissed his fiancee on the cheek! Must've used Star Platinums stop time to sneak up on him
"Wha-... Maybe... Mrs Seiko told you didn't she?" Noriaki takes out the beef with chopsticks onto a plate with paper towels so the oil would get sucked to the paper
"Yes" Jotaro held Noriaki by the waist and stood behind him, looking at his small fiance cook his meal
"You and mom wanna plan it?" Jotaro says kissing Noriakis neck
He shivers at the contact of his lover, Noriaki felt a bit weird when Jotaro was showing affection, since it was something he barely showed towards him..
It's not like Noriaki hasn't imagined this before, it's that it's all too sudden and he's not prepared for any of it at all
"Nori?" Jotaro asks, Noriaki then gains some words to finally speak anything
"Yeah..." He almost thought he'd have a voice crack from the pressure he's on...
"I think the omelette will be burnt" Jotaro says looking at the omelette that was still on the pan, Noriaki panicked and took it off there as soon as possible
He turned a little red for forgetting about the stupid omelette, he if he had a brain it wasn't working at that point, Noriaki! Think!
"Sorry Jojo- it's just... A bit much to think about okay?" Noriaki wipes his hands on a towel and leans onto the counter
He closes his eyes hoping the feel a little less embarrassed by almost burning an omelette... It wasn't a big deal so why was he even embarrassed in the first place
Maybe getting married to this big charming man was a bit too much... To take a look at Jotaro he seems a perfect hunk of a person but he's gonna be a high maintenance lier isn't he?
A hand creeps up on his stomach that grabs him on a hug
"Nori..." Then both hands wrap him up on a hug, worriedly Noriaki pushes him away
Jotaro stared at him confused, then Holly comes in... Thank f*ck his gut instinct was correct... That would've been embarrassing!
Noriaki was now more red than he was before
"Oh-... Did something happen when I wasn't here?" Holly asked with a huge smile on her face excited about the couples wedding
"... Mrs. Seiko-" Noriaki leans back onto the counter, his breath a bit more faster and heavier
"Call me mother now!... Did anything happen!?" Holly's eyes shone and it was visible she wanted Jotaro to get married faster because of this
"Nothing happened I just got scared by you..." Noriaki puts a hand on his chest to calm himself down before he gets heart palpitations and die from embarrassment there
"Oh- the food is done? Oh! Yeah so sorry for leaving all the work to you-" Hollys face turned to one that was guilty for leaving Noriaki to deal with it
But he was fine, it's not like he didn't know how to cook simple foods or prepare them
"Jotaro get rice" Noriaki says as he puts the bowls of food on the table, Jotaro followed him with the cups of rice
---
After a few bites Noriaki noticed something, it wasn't bad but... It was a bit creepy...
Jotaro kept glancing on the way he ate, as if he's judging him if he was prim and perfect in eating... Maybe he didn't like messy eaters? No- he's seen me eat before-... It's the cherry isn't it?
Noriaki glanced over at Jotaro and Jotaro turned away like he wasn't staring
He was saving the cherry for last but now he thinks he can't eat it without thinking of what Jotaro is thinking
"Noriaki... See are you okay with wearing a dress?" That made Noriaki think more of what he was doing in life, Jotaro on the other hand smiled at the question
"Well... Depends if it's a more Japanese wedding or a more western one" Noriaki felt the mistake slip out of his mouth, but he can't say no to Mrs. Holly
He was a skinny man, yes, he also had wider hips and smaller waist than normal men but he was only a centimeter or four off the charts... There was no way he could even fit in one...
Looking at Jotaro he looked excited to see Noriaki in a dress...
"Well- that's for you two to decide!" Holly says which Noriaki was slightly relived on... At the same time looking at Jotaro makes it all worse
"Japanese?" Noriaki looks up at Jotaro who just had a 'puppy' face on, he probably doesn't care as long as they get married in the end
"Sure" Jotaro eats the beef with delight on his face, happy..
Noriaki can't look the same from the pressure, can't breathe, can't think.. can't act normal
Jotaro nudged him snapping him back to reality
"You gonna eat?" The taller asks and Noriaki started eating
His brain was on airplane mode without a pilot or something, he wants to marry Jotaro but he doesn't?
He loves Jotaro, he does? He does. He just doesn't get why he still loves him? What makes them so close?
Jotaro kissed his cheek and brushed his big curly bang away from his face
"Noriaki... Are you sick?" Oh punch him in the gut and kill him with knifes Noriaki loves this man with all of his heart without a single doubt the way he speaks the way he takes care of him the way he f*cking looks at him so concerned about him!? f*ck him all over again and again he wants to marry this man...
He turned red and slumps to his chair which made Jotaro and Holly look at eachother as if speaking telepathically to eachother
"Noriaki if you didn't wanna eat-" Jotaro himself was just making it worse and worse for the both of them...
He looked the other way and ate his food as quickly as he could to not have to deal with Jotaros voice and feel that aching tug on his stomach
"... Did you do something bad?" Holly asks his son who could only shrug and that he too was confused on why Noriaki was acting this way
"No Mrs. Holly it's just... My... My euh-" Noriaki couldn't hide it and just put his bowl down and cover his face
"It's... Your son... He's so-" Noriaki wasn't making any sense now he just almost fell out of his seat and whined when Jotaro fixed him with time stop
"Auh- eh..." At that point Noriaki was just dying from embarrassment, thinking that he has won the jackpot in husbands...
---
He opened his eyes, feeling the futon under him he sighed...
"What the hell..." He sighs and tried to go back to bed then felt the hand rubbing his back
He jumped a bit almost kicking Jotaro
"... You were acting weird and you passed out... What's wrong?" When the sudden realization hits, that was wrong, it felt wrong...
"You're... Youre... f*cking perfect..." Noriaki says groaning to his hands not wanting to see his fiance- oh saying him as his fiance made him feel even more fantastic than before!
Jotaro stared at him for a second before giving him a hug
"Why'd I want you in the first place? Because I love you, and why'd you agree with me? You love me" that felt so nice coming from Jotaro...
Noriaki was placed on his fiances lap and it made it worse but oh so fine, sitting there felt like his comfort spot because it's his person.
"Mine" Noriaki dug his face to Jotaros neck and melted to the smell of Jotaros cigarettes and sea breeze scent
"... I'm all yours" Jotaro smiled and pulled Noriaki closer to him, closing their spaces just for eachother, loving eachother so dearly
---
They weren't there, suddenly they were?
Noriaki panicked as he got into his kimono struggling to get his mind clear and him to try to stop wanting to cry
"Calm down- oh my gosh- you are gonna ruin your own make up!" Anne says trying to calm him down and bringing him wipes
"Oh no- don't-" Marina went and got extra make up to try to cover up the obvious eyeliner mush because of his crying
"C'mon! Don't cry!" Ryoko has never seen her cousin in such an emotional rollercoaster, 5 minutes ago he was excited but now he was crying!? Man pick an emotion!
Holly enters the room and sees Noriaki crying and in distress
"Noriaki it's your special day! You shouldn't be crying!" Holly rushed to him, all the 4 people are trying to calm him down but he wasn't calming down he wanted his husband and he wanted him now.
---
Jotaro got into his Kimono no problem... Until there was! He was worried about Noriaki
"Yo guys I heard that Kakyoin was cryi-" Polnareff got cut off by Jotaro trying to rush out
"No! I am here to uh... Barrier you and your soon to be wife... Now go sit" Polnareff shooed him with Silver chariot
---
Noriaki was still having an emotional panic attack and four people were already trying to calm him down and make him look like he didn't just cry
"AH! I got slapped- control your stand!" Anne says trying to hand him more tissues trying not to get cut up by Hierophant who was trying to find Star
"Noriaki-" Marina tried to put more make-up on him but Hierophant was a struggle and her brush went flying to one of the light in the vanity mirror...
"Noriaki!!!!" Holly had to smack Hierophant with her stand so it would get Noriakis attention that he let the stand go wild
"... I'm sorry..." Noriaki looked down still wanted to be hugged byhis Jotaro, being held by his husband...
"Well if you don't calm down this wedding might be over so early" Anne says, clearly a bad idea but it got Noriaki up, looking like a crazed ex-fiances on movies, messy hair make up and all
"Noriaki!" Marina made his head still as she fixes his hair to place and Ryoko scolds Anne about it, Holly fixes his make up so that he would feel a bit better at least
